In the Mao

When someone is 'in' or when someone does something sick. However, it 'mao' can be used for other things. The 'mao' is essentially a metaphor to whatever the user wishes it to be. Short version is 'itm'

When your friend just got their interest's number
"Dude Joey is in the mao!"

When your crush and you have a heart on snapchat
"Bro I'm in the mao"

When you score a basket from halfcourt
"IN the mao!"

When you get an A on your math test
"YOooOOOO, innnnnnn the mao!"

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.

Me:

Jérémy: ling maos

by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021

mao

a random word you can write on your hand

"i was just writing something and it came out as mao

by someone random 12 June 11, 2023

Lisa Mao

Chairman Mao’s (almost as bad) great granddaughter

Yo you gotta be careful of that Lisa Mao! She’s gonna be the next dictator like her ancestor

by Getcrunk November 23, 2021

Leo the Mao

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.

I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

El mao

How you can say "lmao" on roblox without getting censored by the piece of shit filter called CommunitySift.

{Bloxxer155: "Bro got owned-"
badman441: "EL MAO"
jiddin: "el mao bro died💀"

by RiceOfCourse February 3, 2023

Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024