Skull Fucker 

A person who sticks his penis in a person's eye.

You remember that one eyed chick? She loved to be skull fucked.

Skull Fucker by Michael O. November 20, 2004

Skull fuck 

when you fuck your bitch in the mouth or her eye socket really, hard pounding her head with every thrust.

Man, did you see that dude skull fuck that bitch, it looked like it hurt !

Skull fuck by squid1161 August 12, 2016

skull fried 

Someone who has done to many drugs, and now has impaired sences, judgement, motor skills etc. Another way of saying "perma fried".

That kid is so skull fried... Oh well. He'll realize what hes done to himself in a few years...

skull fried by immediate_kontrol June 21, 2007

skull and crossbones

to become very serious or grave

human a; "i'm feeling like the whole world is ending right now and we are all dying"
human b: "don't get all skull and crossbones on me"

skull and crossbones by curtainrod November 1, 2008

skull candy 

One of the best headphone brands out there.

Bob:Man I sure could use a pair of headphones that don't give me that tin-like quality.
Smart guy: Here, you need Skull candy!

skull candy by The_Dude_Man November 28, 2006

Skull Fuck 

The illegal act of drilling a hole into someone's head and then proceeding to flop your love muscle in and out of the cranial hole. It is considered taboo in most cultures but is still legal in Australia, North and South Korea, and Iran. Was widely experimented with back in the 50's but was nixed due to the likely chance of the fornicator injuring or scratching his cum gun. The famous musician Moby is a very large advocator for it and is a key member in the movement to legalize skull fucking, claiming he has devised a way to safely carve a fuck hole out of a head( male or female we all know he likes to bat with both hands) that is instantly smoothed out providing his "Beef Whistle" safe entry into the mushy abyss of the brain.

Excerpt from the book 'The mountains, the west, the skull fuck'
"..... I studied her while she worked in the Garden, she was a classy gal, 5'2 built like a young boy, Daughter of a wealthy Irish man. She would occasionally turn and give me a smile sending my heart into a tizzy. I carefully studied her preciously built jaw bones, and exquisite facial structure, I couldn't help but imagine taking out my custard launcher and plunging it deep into her skull hole......."
-Theodore Roosevelt.

Skull Fuck by DomFe January 11, 2012

skull raped 

To be shot unexpectedly in the back of one's head. This term can be used in first person shooter games where one dies from head shot without knowing that they were targeted. May not always be used in real life situations for victim is usually dead.

Guy playing cs: "haha im pwning cs..."
*headshot*
"WTF?!? howd i die?"
"Dammit i got skull raped."

skull raped by stphn_kng November 5, 2006