fap

go and fap you little heart out

Dude, I just fapped.

by ChurroKnight13 May 07, 2013

[fap]

F= flipping
A= a
P= pancake

I'm always fap.

by 24845 January 21, 2009

Faps

Faps is word used to describe someone who is petty, picky, or homosexual. Faps is commonly mistaken for the acronym F.A.P.S.

"George, stop getting on my nerves. You are such a faps."

by James W. Ricardo November 16, 2007

fap

The male equivalent of schlick.

by azure April 08, 2003

faps

A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.

1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.

by James W. Ricardo November 16, 2007

fap

Like a fart, but with your hand on your penis.

"I'm going back to the room to fap over his face while he's still sleeping lightly"

by Fulluphigh August 21, 2009

Fapped

The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."

Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")

by Del-ve-na June 20, 2003