When you charge at your partner after saying “theres a crazed man over there” and fuck them to smithereens then Gently Cares their face
by Red Cyanide June 11, 2021
Get the the crazed man mug.A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
by RetroLizard January 25, 2022
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A man who has the audacity to abandon his friends over a girl. A man who threatens her girl or hits her. A man who manipulates his girl or a girl to get her attention or make her feel as if she is the problem. Someone who uses their insecurities to project onto a girl. Bitch made n#$!#.
"You know he said "fuck you" to his girl right? And he apparently loves her? Sounds like a bitch made man to me."
by eheheboii January 7, 2023
Get the Bitch Made Man mug.1. A person society see has no value and therefore doesnt exist. The person has no job, no bank account, no stock portfolio nor a buck in his wallet. The person assumed to not have any skills nor the ability to get a job. And therefore cannot learn a trade.
And so he/she is overlooked on the street.
2. A homeless derelict
3. A background guy who blends into the woodwork. Even though he worked as anyone in the room, the history books still forget him. For an example see the first continental congress. The founding father are rembered but the remainder guys fade into obscurity.
4. A person who doesnot or no longer exists (metaphorically, poetically speaking)
And so he/she is overlooked on the street.
2. A homeless derelict
3. A background guy who blends into the woodwork. Even though he worked as anyone in the room, the history books still forget him. For an example see the first continental congress. The founding father are rembered but the remainder guys fade into obscurity.
4. A person who doesnot or no longer exists (metaphorically, poetically speaking)
by Theamazinggeek January 29, 2019
Get the Forgotten man mug.A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
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