shit-ass fuck stick

slang for wieners in prison

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

by Danr1708 January 26, 2022

Truest shit since 911

A catchphrase used when someone says a statement that is as true as 911.

Guy: Donald Trump is a fucking degenerate, racist cunt.
Another Guy: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016

Tear dem shits up

To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.

Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is only one dunk away before he'll tear dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.

by He-ro October 24, 2022

Bitch ass Piece of shit

A bitch ass piece of shit is that nigga wizzy . smh he ain’t and will never be shit

Yo you heard about that bitch ass piece of shit wizzy? heard he hood hopping again

by Quezo2flyy September 29, 2020

fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing

John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food

by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it

Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.

Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020