Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.
Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe
by This Dick Though January 20, 2015
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Cheese Grater Dick

A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.
Person 1: "Go fuck yourself, faggot
Person 2: "Shut the up, you cheese grater dick cuck"
by hallowedchris October 12, 2019
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Doing The Dick Wolf

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed at the same time. Performed for the intention of utilising the creative enhancement of weed and the focus enhancement of speed to engage productively in activities. Reference to the series Law and Order in which the executive producer is named Dick Wolf and his co-producer is named Speed Weed.
yeah, I heard you spent like 8 hours doing the dick wolf, how much art did you get done?
by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022
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dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.
"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
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limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices
by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017
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Chicken nugget dick

When a persons dick is the size of a chicken nugget
by Your dad02 January 15, 2020
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