salt rimmed dick

i’m not sure myself but where the fuck can i find a tippity dick pic i need it rnnnnnnnnnnnmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tippity please post your salt rimmed dick please

by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

brocoli looking dick

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.

I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.

by Lovemariapop April 1, 2015

Dick In My Ass

A carnal craving...

I have a craving for dick in my ass!

by LetherG November 27, 2019

Strawberry dick slap

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.

Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.

by Duckhunt89 May 30, 2016

Dick Kick December

Revenge from the ladies for Ass Slap October. Any girl can kick a guy in the balls and it be fine.
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)

"Why did you just do that"

"Its Dick Kick December it's fine"

by Panic._.Emma October 2, 2019

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

CPR Dick Suck

CPR Dick Suck is a process in which a mans dick is sucked to give it CPR, reviving it.

I need to revive petes dick. I need to suck it. Yummy CPR Dick Suck.

by Benis lover February 17, 2022