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Zero gravity Taco Shits

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.
by Salame March 24, 2007
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Spare Me Some Shit

It basically means to leave someone alone when they do something wrong. Also used as "spare me some". Example: at work, you may have done something wrong. Your boss is screaming at you, and you use this phrase.
Boss: "You idiot! You made this company lose one billion dollars!" You: "Calm down boss. I'll pay it back. Spare me some shit."
by Singled_Out_alone May 11, 2014
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miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demisexual or asexual and some guy or girl that you've never probably talked to in forever, or your opposite gendered friend just hits you with some out of the blue flirt, hand hold or some b.s. when you're just casually chatting and walking.
Person 1, presumably a girl: It's been forever since we talked! You look so different now, but in a good way.
Person 2, presumably a guy: Yeah it has been, and you look really gorgeous now.
Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)
by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019
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Shits me up the wall

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls
‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’
by Shitsmeupthewall May 31, 2019
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Shit just got grubby

When shit gets grubby. Usually happens while having a casual conversation then stepping in/spilling something really grubby.
Bob: Dude whatsup
Mike: Not much
Bob: Dude watchout
mike steps in a pile of dog shit
Mike: DUDE
random guy: SHIT JUST GOT GRUBBY
by raiderjason November 22, 2011
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Eat shit and get wrecked

A other way to tell people to stop talking and go away, because I wants to hear the words come out of your mouth
John Doe was going off about trump, so I said “eat shit and get wrecked”
by Crow master Dave March 20, 2021
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Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.
by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004
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