Urban Dictionary

get the hail of the computer and READ A FOOKING BOOK

the Urban Dictionary
plw read a book

by nnt here February 9, 2015

urban dictionary

A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.

Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"

by corvokenway December 7, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A butcher's shop for the English language.

Not sure what that slang meant? Check Urban Dictionary, that's all it's really good for.

by Fellow Language Butcher November 11, 2015

Urban dictionary

An online "dictionary" where people can write their own definitions to words.

Leave it to Urban Dictionary to teach you everything you never knew you didn't want to know.

by JayJay74656 October 13, 2011

urban dictionary

a porn glossary

i learned what "beat the squirt" and 'playing the rusty trombone" means on urban dictionary.

by gerllamawolf October 17, 2013

urban dictionary

The place where CMPS/MATH double degreers get all their facts.

According to urban dictionary, its bendejo, and that's where I get all my facts.

by Chrysostom11 October 17, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The place to find the best and most bizarre definitions for regular and inappropriate words.

I'm going to look up ghetto in the Urban Dictionary.

by 68 hiiiiiiiiii x hi hi June 9, 2015