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Toast

When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast
Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”

Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”

Konnor “yuh”
by Mousebagg December 21, 2021
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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
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Toasted Salad

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.
by Randy the perv February 28, 2021
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Toasted

The negative action word to describe someone who has been called out or 'dissed'; usually used in a negative or demeaning context. Often spoken with a hand covering the mouth to emphasize the degree of toasting.

Synonyms: roasted, pouched, sautéed, burn, easy baked
Bella to Kenzie Your boobs are bigger than your brain!
Morgan Toasted!!
by Immabender20 April 9, 2016
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To toast some rock

Trying to toast some rock in Baltimore? Prepared to make your crack pipe from recycled materials.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2022
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stale toast

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes
by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021
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