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Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.
I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
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Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
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the zombie

(to do a Zombie)

When an individual goes downtown to a lady and grabs her boobs at the same time, having his/her arms extended towards, looking like a zombie
Lay down so I can do the zombie to you all night long.
by naki_thompson May 2, 2019
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Zombie bait

Zombie bait is a term for those in zombie shows, video games, movies etc. who are unlikely to survive due to one limiting characteristic or another that makes their chances of survival slim. Usually they're the ones who end up dying pretty early on in the storyline, leaving others who are more suited to survive. Seeing as how they aren't particularly useful to a survivor party, they are called bait because their lack of usefulness is their greatest strength: when they end up getting devoured by zombies their screams end up attracting zombies to the feast allowing other survivors to escape or flank the zombies in order to grab supplies.
Example 1: the fat guy who dies at the beginning of zombieland

Example 2: someone who has no survival or combat skills whatsoever and is unable to adapt, having only survived this long because they've surrounded themselves with others who do

Example 3: Shane used Otis as zombie bait, shooting him in the leg and stealing his supplies, making his escape while the zombies focused all their attention on eating Otis
by Suckmytoes_77 August 8, 2024
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Zombie Stranger

The act of jerking off with a severed arm or hand while zombie from the cranberries plays on loop.
Person 1: To bad Jeremy lost his arm in that accident.

Person 2: Yeah but I heard the paramedic gave himself a zombie stranger in the back of the ambulance while he made Jeremy watch.
by Wolf of Main Street April 29, 2021
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Celebrity Zombie

When your neighbors are bullies and set up cameras to keep an eye on the tweakers in your hood, stealing and drug deals. A celebrity zombie is the tweaker unknowingly being watched, monitored or talked about. A Negative attention that is forced upon you due to your situation and Haterz.
Celebrity Zombie: When you move somewhere knew like a small town and right away there are rumors being spread throughout the town about who your 'e fucking... "I ain't here for you're entertainment and i damn sure ain't trying to be a "celebrity zombie" in this shit hole.
by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019
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Zombie Pastry

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World
"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"
by Palmpuff February 6, 2025
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