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Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.
This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.
by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010
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swamp daddy

A man hailing from the swamps of the gulf coast region. A pimp by nature. One cool character. Keeps his pimp hand strong by keeping all his swamp hoe's and swamp baby mama's in check. His modo "Keep calm and swag on"
Person: that dude is one coolcat.
Person: Yeah he is a real Swamp Daddy!
by Eagleheart1981 December 23, 2014
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swamp furry

Someone who is classified as a furry, but only because they like human demi characters like cat girls. They generally do not wish to identify as a furry, but they are a furry by definition.
That guy insists on cat girls not being furries. He's such a swamp furry.
by anonymous July 22, 2024
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Swamp feeder

Any person or organization that aids, helps, promotes or defends the stagnation and status quo of Washington DC lawmakers.

As Albert 's elderly father lie dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp
As Albert's dad lay dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp
by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017
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Swamp Parking

This means "porking" or the act of having vulgar sex, in the woods like two fat naked street gang bikers.
by Jelly Style 4 LIfe May 7, 2023
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swamp turkey

stop being a swamp turkey.
by samiqueen September 14, 2020
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swamp soup with meatballs

When it is a hot summer day and a male's crotchal region begins to get sticky and sweaty, resembling a soup with meat balls in it.
Yo, it was so hot yesterday, I had swamp soup with meatballs in my pants!
by DrPhilsVaginalCrease October 27, 2015
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