Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

by DickRichards May 27, 2018

Flag

Get the Kinder Surprise Egg mug.

Cream-pie Surprise

The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.

Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.

by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

Flag

Get the Cream-pie Surprise mug.

Surprising Homosexual Content

also know as Homosexual Ambushing refers to the unexpected inclusion of same-sex scenes or LGBTQ+ themes in heterosexual-oriented television shows and films. This term highlights the element of surprise experienced by heterosexual viewers when they encounter such content without prior expectation.

Example 1:
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"

Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.

by 16Fo'sho July 29, 2023

Flag

Get the Surprising Homosexual Content mug.

tator tot surprise

When you find a random tator tot in your french fries.

I love to have tator tot surprise at sonic!

by Tank5 April 14, 2016

Flag

Get the tator tot surprise mug.

surprise motherf**ker

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv

*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker

by noideas June 2, 2017

Flag

Get the surprise motherf**ker mug.

supreme fish surprise

a slang term for vagina

I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.

by greatuncledaddy November 17, 2017

Flag