The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020
Get the Mountain Menmug. by PulpFictionFan94 August 9, 2018
Get the Rocky Mountain Motherfuckermug. v., Fucking mountains; to have sex while being under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy) and/or cocaine.
Francis: HOOOLLLYYY SHHHHIIIIT, last night I was at that rave and I fucked this girl. It felt like moutains. It felt like mountains!!
Tyna: Dude, you fucked mountains?
Casie: I was there too... I wanted to fuck mountains..
Tyna: Dude..
Tyna: Dude, you fucked mountains?
Casie: I was there too... I wanted to fuck mountains..
Tyna: Dude..
by impaired April 16, 2009
Get the to fuck mountainsmug. When you secure a girl who’s large chested and coat the slopes with cum then proceed to shit on her summits cuasing a catastrophe down below.
by DukeEfan May 15, 2018
Get the Foggy mountain mudslidemug. The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.
by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019
Get the Spunk Mountainmug. by MountainPeoplesofVirginia December 16, 2017
Get the Mountain Dermug. by Muwuana December 21, 2016
Get the north san mountainmug.