When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.
by Cdesh121 June 14, 2018
Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
by SJ U KNOW March 26, 2012
a ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur mates and eat ice cream while listening to sad music and talk about what’s happening in live and u usually do this at night. me and my mates eat ice cream and listen to xxxtentacion and talk about our guy problems and spill tea and we usually cry at bit and make our bed or couch really comfortable and put pillows and blankets down and after awhile u turn the music off and watch tv and it’s the best thing to do with mates.
me and a mate made this up and love it
me and a mate made this up and love it
depressed mate: hey wanna have a ice cream sesh?
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream
mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream
mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
by mad.hoe January 13, 2020
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009
Tits on an ice cream cone
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017
When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.
by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020
by 5hamu5 November 12, 2013