I have the jiggle farts!
by kellibelly17 February 08, 2010
Disguising of one's glorious flatulence by releasing a'SBD' (silent but deadly) after another releases gas and openly admits to the act - in this event the first to fart will unknowingly smell, and enjoy (believing it was their sent), your fart and possibly even be egotistically proud of the vigor of the second party's flatulence.
Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.
2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.
Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.
2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.
Wife: "Tee-Hee, I just did a poo smell..."
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."
Trojan fart.
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."
Trojan fart.
by King Vern November 23, 2014
An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.
by Pheecees August 04, 2022
The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk
by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018
when you're on your period and you fart and it moves between your vaginal flaps and you feel the bubble of period explode on your pad.
by connieeeeeeeeeeee March 11, 2008
Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.
by WebKoala November 23, 2013
The ultimate in flatulence... it is when not only gas is passed through your grocery hole, but a small mixture of juice from the colon comes out with it, producing a wet sound and a lingering nasty stench that one can be proud of. Just make sure to go right to the bathroom and give yourself a good wipe after the fact...it is preventative to the itching and chaffing that will occur, also you may need to change your underware so use caution.
Dude... my girlfriend took a whiff of my wet fart and started blowing chucks out the car window!! How sweet is that?
by thesqueege May 21, 2008