slap 'n' tap

The that dirty bitch

Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap

by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014

Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010

Tapped

1. In need of sleep or rest after having sexual intercourse.

2. When a man puts his sexual partner in many different positions and said partner gets tired because of it.

1. “Can you go one more round?” “No, sorry babe I’m tapped.”

2. “How was it with Will last night?” “It was wild. I tapped out after Round 1!”

by BadGyal345 February 3, 2022

Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender June 19, 2011

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Tapping peaches

When two women that love each other very much become intimate with each other vaginally

I wasn't sure if those two girls were tapping peaches or not.

by MadCat52 September 6, 2016

LA tap water

The watery anal return following the administration of an enema.

I was prepped for anal with my girlfriend last night, but her LA tap water never came back out.

by professor longdick December 26, 2019