First

To ALWAYS beat eleana at everything.

Mekhi is in first place, while eleana always being far behind.

by Pascallium July 6, 2020

First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder

Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 6, 2020

First

The word "First" is used to describe something or someone that came before all others, and commonly found in the comment sections of various YouTube videos.

Scenario 1
Person A: Yes! I got first place!
Person B: Fuck you, Jimmy.

Scenario 2
Commenter A: First!
Commenter B: Wow, nobody cares.

by MightyDM August 7, 2020

First

a word people comment when they get a notification from their favorite youtuber

PewDiePie has uploaded a video

oMg fIrSt

by randomdefiner420 August 10, 2020

first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control

I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain

by J_gogo September 19, 2020

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020