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Swag Master of the Universe 

Someone who's outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a Swag Master. However, since only one Swag Master of the Universe can exist, one's swag must be so intense and epic that people physically pass out from prolonged exposure to it. That is what constitutes a Swag Master of the Universe.
Some examples of past winners of the honorous title "Swag Master of the Universe" include interenet meme star Kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently Justin Bieber... LOL jk.
Related Words

swag'd out 

when one person (he/she) has the maximum amount of swagger one person is able to obtain in one lifetime
Every girl i know wants John, he is so swag'd out.
swag'd out by John Wayne Marsh September 24, 2008

Swag Tsunami

When an excessive amount of Swag Surfin is occurring at one time by a group or population of people.
Dude, everyone in our school is Swag Surfin', it's like a Swag Tsunami.
Swag Tsunami by Srgray August 28, 2009

swag back 

1. The opposite of getting swag jacked or swagger jacked.

2. To get ones dignity back after being done dirty.
Rod: "You see Bruce Bowen trip Kobe on that dunk attempt?"

John: "Ya, he got straight swagger jacked!"

Rod: "It's ok though, Kobe got his swag back when he used Bowen's face to break his fall!"

John: "Gout'em!"

Rod: "Standard"
swag back by real_rodsizzler November 12, 2009

swag diagonal

Someone who is beyond cool, even beyond swag up!
J-cookie "hey! Justin bieber is pretty swag diagonal huh?!?!"
Seven "Are you kidding me brehh???"

Swag pirate 

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything
Swag pirate by Starker March 30, 2017