An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
by The last wiggler December 24, 2020
Get the Palatine's Sweet Surprisemug. (N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.
Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.
Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
by Heroneman February 21, 2011
Get the Surprise Laundry Listmug. When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021
Get the San Diego Surprisemug. The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
by mormakil April 3, 2019
Get the Saint Nicholas Surprisemug. Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020
Get the Surprise Loan Sharkmug. The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020
Get the Cream-pie Surprisemug. Jason made this delicious hotdish last night. Not sure what he put in it though... It was a Funky Surprise Hotdish for sure.
by IntrepidSpaceCat June 30, 2019
Get the Funky Surprise Hotdishmug.