A boy that likes to snooze over class
And cheats all the girls and say pervert words when nobody is with him
And cheats all the girls and say pervert words when nobody is with him
by the man with the sex December 27, 2021
Alex is a hot male man who is known as a having the biggest ass in 2021 and is known as the penis destroyer or fish. He pulls almost as much as Ryan Reynolds (mostly boys) (some girls) and any boy would be lucky to have socks of around him.
by spring woll July 19, 2022
Best chick out.
Rad tattooist at blue lotus tattoo in Auckland New Zealand. Need. Geek. Chill master. The tits. Pug enthusiast.
Rad tattooist at blue lotus tattoo in Auckland New Zealand. Need. Geek. Chill master. The tits. Pug enthusiast.
by Funfruits January 02, 2016
by Julian Felix October 25, 2012
Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.
I love Alex Touron
by I love Alex June 30, 2014
I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018