Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022

Ur mum

People use this as a joke as making fun of people's mothers by simply saying ur mum

"Yo I banged ur mum last night"

by Kingzxfooty February 12, 2022

mum

Mum. The UK-Yorkshire way of saying mom.

US Person: it’s mom
UK-Yorkshire Person: no, it’s mum
US Person: you are starting to piss me off

by Ninja Monke March 6, 2021

ur mum

bruh it's ur mum lol

Who wants to play with me?

Ur Mum lol

by hahalolurmum February 2, 2022

Peter's mum

Peter's mum is an all around nice and sexy lady, she do be kinda gay tho, oh well she is good at playing the trombone. smh.

Random fat dude: "Yooo, its Peter's mum, lol, im gonna rape the fuck out of you"

by Init ye maa February 1, 2021