Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.

Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches

by Man-bun January 1, 2025

Square up

G code slang for giving a hug so niggas on these skreets don’t think you soft/nice.

Yo dawg, sad nigga hours have me lately.

Stfu and square up nigga!

by Sad Boi George November 4, 2019

Square

To square someone is to leave them on read on Snapchat. You see the little red square when you do so

Byron: man, she didn't reply
Jay: bro, she squared you

by Rabbbb September 17, 2017

Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022

Square

1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.

Eric Lasley is such a fucking square

by Yournom July 14, 2017

square bait

A little bitch who is afraid to do something or try something new

C'mon, do it!! Don't be such a little square bait!

by Khabibulan November 8, 2020

square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024