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white socks

The spelling of people who are white sox fans and too embarrassed to spell the teams name right after being killed by the twins on the field.
Random: Hey billy, is that white sox I see you texting to your gf?

Billy: No, you see, this is white socks, like mom, i forgot my white socks at home.

Jesus: He is lying my son. Like I said, the eleventh commandment, though shou not be a fan of white sox, they are the devil.
by thatjesusguyforreal October 18, 2008
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Black Socks

DUDE. I BLACK SOCKS YESTERDAY AND IT WAS GOOD
by what_you_looking_at August 14, 2011
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cum socks

when a guy cums into a girls sock(s) and she puts them on
dude last night she wore cum socks
by death their May 19, 2014
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tube sock

what you use on your junk.
in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"
by Mike February 13, 2004
mugGet the tube sockmug.

sock ass

A sock ass is a person who actually has socks in their ass..... a sock ass physically puts a sock or socks in their ass.
Look at that sock ass.... He's putting socks in his ass!
by Turbo Marq December 3, 2004
mugGet the sock assmug.

German Sock

The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina
I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!
by zsun_44 September 24, 2005
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turkey-sock

verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one's penis. The term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue
another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: ...?
one: *slaps with slightly dampened sock*
another: damn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock
by tomosapien July 21, 2010
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