Sudoku-Slap

If you got a wet newspaper, so the ink is running, you take out the sudoku page and slap someone in the face with it so that it leaves a mirrored print of the sudoku.

Robert was acting like a twat and bugging me with Jeroen's laserpen all the time, so he left me no choice but to sudoku-slap him.

by Pim (look it up) October 30, 2008

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bitch slap

When you slap a bitch for bein' a bitch, commonly confused with the pimp slap, a bitch slap is more in the elbow.

Mm'm no you didn't, now you really gon' get a bitch slap *takes hoops out*

by Hytru July 28, 2023

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Smith Slap

When a person insults a member of one's family. That person gets the Smith Slap for their insult of that family member.

Joey got the Smith Slap for dissing Mike's mother cooking.

by Oscar 2022 March 28, 2022

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Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

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1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

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Venom Slap

When you are cumming after finishing intercourse you ejaculate on your hand. Then after you cum in your hand you slap your mistress she will then have one side of her face covered in cum.

Last nite I venom Slapped my girlfriend for the funn of it, for some reason she was really turned on by it.

by TheVenomSpitter July 8, 2011

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