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Scigence

The pursuit of scientific knowledge and truth interrupted by single minded political agenda regardless of truth, being a combination of two words: Science and Agenda. Pronounced Sci-gence. One who practices scigence is referred to as a scigenist. A Scigenist puts forward statements not suported by data so long as the political agenda succeeds.
Scigence today is illustrated by go-along to get-along scientists who sign on to global social engineering plans without first reviewing the hard data. Good examples would be the fashionable notion that Global Warming is man's fault and we can fix the cliamate.
by Rich Buckley February 11, 2007
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Sciene

1) To protect a person or animal from oncoming harm
2) To place yourself in a dangerous situation in order to defend another

3) To guard another person or animal, using pink or yellow fluffy instruments of randomness
Bob sciened his girlfriend from the man who approached her with a gun.

Joshua said, "Don't sciene me. Save yourself instead."

Jack could not answer his phone; he was too bust sciening the child from the the approaching hurricane.
by benkoalaface February 25, 2011
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SiIencedShot

a man that is a "complete God" , he has a huge penis, but is shy to tell everybody, his power is superior to everyone, making him unbeatable.
Man, that guy is just like SiIencedShot...
by Jaik Nubcaik April 5, 2017
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SiIenced

A man who is considered a "God", most powerful than all other living people, he can't admit that he haves a huge dick.
Man, he looks exactly like SiIenced.
by Jaik Nubcaik April 7, 2017
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Skience

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Ski-ence; a emphasis to a statement that makes , pefect plane sense, as a pun on the mainstream scientific conclusions that do not make sense.

Used after a described conclusion that makes total sense yet goes against the mainstream scientific conclusions, "skience."

Skientific, ski-en-tif-ic;.

"Pressure transfers accross the earths tectonic plates. We can see this through skientific study that DUTCHSINSE has displayed daily for the last 5 years."

Also can be used at the end of the described mainstream scientific conclusions that does not make since inlight of other data.

"Pressure does not transfer across the earths tectonic plates, we know this because of are skientific studies."
by a member June 10, 2018
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scienciology

Random Person: What do you do?
Group: We study in Scienciology because we do dumb shit. Mom
by ShadowUmbreon90 January 3, 2019
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Sciency

The term used when something seems unlikely, peculiar, ‘fishy’, ‘shady’.

It stems from the deep bias festering at the core of the scientific practice.

Consequently, all conspiracy type theories are hereby coined ‘sciency’. By the same token all conspiracy theorist are now scientists.
Moishy: Bro, the theory of Evolution gives me sciency vibes.

Rupert: Mate, your starting to sound like a scientist.
by NotVonNeumann November 12, 2021
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