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dumpster ride 

A group bicycle ride that meets at a specific dumpster in New Hartford, Connecticut. Before the ride the cyclists prep their bicycles and then urinate behind the dumpster, sometimes taking advantage of the hand cleaner gel that hangs on the dumpster. Posters with public health information have been posted on the dumpster in the past (STD recognition). The dumpster has also been decorated for Halloween.
Is the dumpster ride on Wednesday or Thursday this week?
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motorboat ride

When you are doing the sex with a girl and she gets on top and you motorboat her tits. brrrrbrrrrbrrrbrrrrpppppppp.
Last night when Sally hopped on top I took her for a motorboat ride. I am pretty sure she loved it.

Tweed ride 

When two (or more) dudes lock hands on ankles and huck-a-buck like there's no tomorrow while shouting stupid shit like, 'cheerio mate'.

see also: Mexican party bike
Terry and Mort like to do lines of blow off each others boners and tweed ride.
Tweed ride by gigigi May 29, 2016

Bitch Ride 

A term used by truck drivers, which means that the gear is automatic, not manual. Truckers prefer manual gear stick.
Dammit, I had a bitch ride this week.
Bitch Ride by Nishokiizz December 5, 2016

uber ride of shame 

The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.
Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.

Reindeer-ride 

A magical day sniffing coke off tranny’s cocks whilst the wife is tagged teamed by some Norwegian truckers culminating in rancid sex party hosted by homeless people.
Got much planned on your vacation Dave? Not really lads , except a reindeer-ride on Wednesday..
Reindeer-ride by Rugbycurry May 11, 2018

cum ride 

when you let you before cum on his stomach then you ride his stomach all night instead of getting wet
i wanna cum ride on your stomach
cum ride by peyton green January 12, 2019