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Post-Final Syndrome

The clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. Symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

PFS is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. There is no known cure, but PFS is luckily almost never fatal. Symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circumstances.
I haven't seen Josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his Post-Final Syndrome.
by Dryman May 23, 2017
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Post Beverage Drip

The drips of sticky stuff that gets on your hand from the adjacant dispenser while you are filling your soda cup at a fast food establishment like Subway, Burger King or the like.
Dude, I need a napkin, I have a bad case of post beverage drip.
by Lil Kevy February 18, 2010
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post quartum depression

Coming out of quarantine with BIG loneliness vibes like you’re reminiscing for all the times u been out w your ppl, but OH, that was several boyfriends ago.
Lauren got post quartum depression BAD. Only friends she got left are the teenagers she play Fortnite with AND now they ghosting her too! Must be why she b posting photos of kids that ain’t his on fb.
by Vicki Veritas May 24, 2021
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post-traveling depression

The all consuming pain that takes over your life when you return home after traveling for a long period of time. The feeling that something is missing or something is wrong. It is a devastating, depressing fase in your life, that will very likely be one of the hardest things you have to go through.

The feeling of not belonging and always missing little pieces of your heart is something you have to learn to live with.
P1 "my life doesn't make any sense, I don't feel comfortable in my own home"
P2 "wow, that sounds horrible"
P1 "yeah, I'm having a post-traveling depression"
by LeonoraChristina January 16, 2016
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post-dank meme

A post-dank meme can refer to dank memes that were created after the initial wave of dankness in 2016. Memes such as the wave of Steamed Hams edits (despite this having been a meme for as long as the episode it's in has existed) that arose during late 2017 and early 2018 which took remixing to a whole new level that was possibly influenced by the Nutshack/We Are Number One days, Drake and Josh stuck in a treehouse, and 'but you're in a bathroom at a party' can be considered post-dank.

The post-dank era possibly emerged in early-mid 2017 in the aftermath of the 2016 US presidential election which saw labelled dank memes such as Pepe emerge into the mainstream (which is honestly not good for dank memes) after a year or two of montage parodies slowly becoming attached to the term.

The initial 2016 dank meme wave officially came to a close with the death of Stefan Karl in 2018, whose LazyTown character Robbie Rotten came to have spearheaded the peak of the wave in 2016. He has left a legacy which had a pretty good influence on post-dank memes and with the Nutshack popularized 'but' meme edits in which a certain repeated word/event is replaced with something else which served as the basis for many countless other movie/show songs/themes/scenes to be given the same treatment.
Person 1: You know steamed hams?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: I reckon it's not a dank meme but rather a post-dank meme.
by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER November 28, 2018
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i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct
meredith : “i love you more

derek: “that’s not true
meredith: “i call post it

derek: “fuck”
by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020
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Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.
oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in
by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022
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