antsy-pantsy

having a feeling of irritation; peevish; having ants in pants.

He is an antsy-pantsy type of person.

by uttam maharjan August 14, 2012

spunk your pants

when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.

mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......

by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006

Rock star pants

Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.

See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.

"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"

"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"

by parttimepoet September 26, 2009

Camel Yoga Pants

well... when you go to a yoga class and there'a a girl's yoga pants are too tight and you see the camel toe..

A: Oh gosh I saw a camel yoga pants today in class!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!

by lazyfood February 20, 2011

Outside of the Pants Feelsies

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.

Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.

by OTPF October 20, 2012

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022

pantsfull

Word coined by C.D. Payne, author of Youth In Revolt.
Means a lot

"Thanks a pantsfull!"
"That was a pantsfull of fun"

by natdogg May 22, 2006