soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina
dude that was a very soft velvet underground
by ted324 August 14, 2009
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soft psyche

A cheery, laid-back kind of music, supposedly derived from the much harsher genre of psyche (a punk subgenre), supposed to recreate the experience of hallucinogenic (psychadelic) drugs, though it has closer links to country. Mostly an extinct genre, popular during flower power.
The Free Design was a soft psyche group
by crabbadon February 26, 2006
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Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.
I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.
by pseudonymshmoodonym April 05, 2020
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Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!
by Macaroniplug September 22, 2023
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Chicago Soft Serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve
by JustLib July 18, 2022
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Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.
Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”
by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024
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Soft stan

The polar opposite of a hard stan.

Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.

Aka: Cris<3
Cris is such a soft stan of all her babies (just sometimes she is hard stan)
by KookieCrispis October 21, 2017
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