Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
by Learninator June 5, 2019
Get the Ham Slapmug. by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016
Get the slapping beavermug. To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.
"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
by toastanddogs October 14, 2015
Get the Sensai-Slapmug. by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 9, 2019
Get the pp slappingmug. When a person insults a member of one's family. That person gets the Smith Slap for their insult of that family member.
by Oscar 2022 March 28, 2022
Get the Smith Slapmug. A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.
- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009
Get the Ditch Slapmug. *guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014
Get the crotch slapmug.