Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.

Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.

by MasterFox November 18, 2010

Because Life

When something unfortunate or annoying occurs and there's nobody to blame.

"Ugh, I am SO craving cherries but they aren't in season, because life."

by Potato-Human, Because Life. July 30, 2016

Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids

Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs

by GooseWillis April 20, 2019

Life Tax

When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.

I just got life taxed when I got home and found out the gallon of milk I just bought was expired.

by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018

twazzle life

A group of friends who gets saucy together

Look at them boyz sauced up them boyz twazzle life , aka direcktionz , banga and breeze

by NanDaMan April 20, 2017

quiet life

something Kira Yoshikage wants to live.

Kira Yoshikage:My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

by rerorerorero01 March 23, 2021

Life Envy

Bumping into someone from school and asking them what they do now.

And then they say something like "I am an architect" or "I am a doctor" or "I can actually tie my shoelaces" etc.

And they ask you what you do now and you spontaniously claim to be an astronaut or the queen's personal funk advisor.
But all you have really been doing for the last three years is sitting in a dark room and crying and eating pies.

This is life envy

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018