It's muffin time!

Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)

Person 1 *Does his turn*

Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"

Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."

by Ganykem February 1, 2022

fag muffin

your a fag and your a muffin obiviously.

you taste delicious, just like fags.

to make it simple your just plain weird .

Andrew Sar is a fag muffin (:

by Shay nay nay gurl July 31, 2009

Sex Muffins

An extreamly vile type of muffin, that prolongs sexual intercourse.

i just ate some sex muffins then had intercourse for 15 days.

by Senor Swift October 18, 2008

cunt muffin

The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest

Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique

by frogzx May 31, 2011

Muffin Top

Fat girl who always wears clothes that is to tight for her letting all her fat hang out. Thinking guys want to get a bite out of her side. When really no one wants to take a bite out of her fat ass.

"Is that a muffin top costume?"

"No thats just her fat"

by Jadla May 2, 2010

baby muffin

an infant muffin, not having yet gone through pan puberty. when you add more eggs and milk to the batter. still infantile.

i.e.- theres alson elderly muffins.

bring me some some baby muffins, hoe!

by murrygee January 1, 2008

Fuck Muffin

Whore, prostitute, Fuck buddy

That guy is being such a fuck muffin with all those hatchets in Call of duty

by mtdew0000 December 30, 2010