Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

Mountain Climber

This is a term that other people may use to name people from Lesotho or any Sotho people, this is because in Lesotho there are many mountains.

“If I'm a dog eater you’re a mountain climber”
“Yoh”

by Hbjh vmhgffmhfkytf October 21, 2023

The Lonely Mountain

The Lonely Mountain, known in Sindarin as Erebor, referred to both a mountain in northern Rhovanion and the subterranean Dwarven city contained within it. In the latter half of the Third Age, it became the greatest city in Middle-earth.

The Lonely Mountain! Bilbo had come far and through many adventures to see it, and now he didn't like the look of it in the least.

by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021

Mountain Scooting

Riding a high powered off-road electric scooter on mountain bike trails

Mountain scooting is way more fun than mountain biking

by mry7 November 30, 2020

Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass

Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?

by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021

Mountain Dew

When you piss in someone's mouth and they swallow it. (The piss must be very yellow).

Oh yeah (name) mountain dew'd my mouth last night

by Milford:) June 4, 2021

to fuck mountains

v., Fucking mountains; to have sex while being under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy) and/or cocaine.

Francis: HOOOLLLYYY SHHHHIIIIT, last night I was at that rave and I fucked this girl. It felt like moutains. It felt like mountains!!

Tyna: Dude, you fucked mountains?

Casie: I was there too... I wanted to fuck mountains..

Tyna: Dude..

by impaired April 16, 2009