mother of the night fork

Bitch; Annoying Bitch
(Short as mnf)

She's such a mother of the night fork;
I know right???

by prass November 17, 2016

Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.

You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...

by ilam nebrann February 20, 2011

That whould be your mother!

Spy in Team fortress 2 telling Scout he banged his mother.

1 : What, Are you the president of his fan club?
2 : No, That whould be your MOTHER!

by That Was my mother. March 23, 2023

Mother-in-law Ticker

The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."

or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."

or

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."

by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011

Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do

“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.

by Befarnajo July 9, 2023

Ur brother be a mother

The ultimate, by many forbidden, one line to destroy someones will to live

Ur mom gay
Ur dad lesbian
Ur granny tranny
Ur grandpas asexual
Ur sister a mister
Ur brother be a mother
"Sad opera music plays as screen turns black and white"

by Stanoje Glavas March 15, 2018

Ur brother's A mother

The ultimate insult. Nothing compares to this. It trumps over ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and makes your grandpap A trap look like "ur stupid".

1: ur mom gay

2: no u

1: well, ur daddy lesbian

2: ur granny tranny

1: noooo, your grandpap A trap

2: you made me do this. (Grows into a giant and raises his hand to the heavens) UR BROTHER'S A MOTHER!!!

(2 brings their hand down and vaporizes 1, then the entire galaxy speeds toward andromeda galaxy at the speed of light, causing a massive black hole that swallows the universe.)

by HappyWalrus May 13, 2018