An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!
Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.
Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.
Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011
Get the Mind-Stalkermug. by anonymous October 28, 2020
Get the Prostitute Mindedmug. Implying that a person (older than 14) is not mature due to a statement that they made in replying to you.
Guy1: After we done playing we gonna be real dirty.
Guy2: Agh sick dude why you telling me?
Guy1: . . . mxm. . . Dude why you gotta be so liquid minded?
Guy2: Agh sick dude why you telling me?
Guy1: . . . mxm. . . Dude why you gotta be so liquid minded?
by Vinchenzo Salvator March 6, 2016
Get the Liquid Mindedmug. P1: "Ngl, I'm kind of stupid."
P2: "Ngl, we all do be running on the same 3 brain cells."
P2: "It's like communism, but with thinking abilites."
P2: "brb gotta make a new definition for hive mind on urban dictionary"
P2: "Ngl, we all do be running on the same 3 brain cells."
P2: "It's like communism, but with thinking abilites."
P2: "brb gotta make a new definition for hive mind on urban dictionary"
by peppermug October 23, 2020
Get the hive mindmug. by mochiana July 28, 2020
Get the Mind Yoursmug. A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
Get the Mindful Blondemug. Verb, past tense. To be completely obliterated in the head or go blank, not remembering what you just said.
Man, this Han Solo Burger chronic has me totally mind knuckled, I can't even remember what i was just saying to you!
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
Get the Mind Knuckledmug.