Limpy Long Cockin

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!

Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

by MogeSauce April 16, 2022

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

A big long willy

It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.

Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

kevin michael long

lex’s personal uber

i love using my kevin michael long!

by kevin michael long April 8, 2021

Long-haired Dictionary

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language

When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

by Cregger May 8, 2021

Gay as the day is long

Referring to a homosexual who is quite enthusiastic about their homosexuality.

Did you see that guy?! He’s as gay as the day is long!

by Rambo1782 January 7, 2023

Long Nose Tribe

A slang term used to refer to the collective Jewish population (or a certain number of Jewish people), almost certainly used in the context of conspiracy theories revolving around such people. It serves to avoid any mentioning of Jews or similar names or terms for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to: evading word recognition that may ban or mute the OP, or fooling those unaware of the term into thinking nothing of their post(s).
Usually, "long nose tribe" is used within a larger metaphor involving cavemen, sticks, stones, etc. that is supposed to draw parallels to modern, Jewish conspiracy theories.
"Long nose" refers to the common stereotype that Jewish people possess long noses.

"Grug no like long nose tribe. Long nose tribe take pointy stick away from Grug; deemed too dangerous."

"Grug no think holobunga happen. Six million tribesmen no die in 5 years, but long nose tribe say it is worst tragedy"

"Grug see long nose tribe put weird food in river. Now boys in tribe wear skins for women; want forage with women, no hunt like men. Grug confused."

by Mcfighter2 September 3, 2023