When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl
by Soggy_noodlez September 30, 2021
The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 26, 2019
Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 24, 2018
by theuknowguy August 28, 2017
The action of holding one down and allowing the accumulation of spitale to hang in opponents face before retracting at the last moment.
by Aaron Kwicke August 25, 2017
An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.
My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.
by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020
When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet
by AnonRS001 April 01, 2022