italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.

"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."

by Duckydicko August 25, 2021

fat italian man

fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen

the fat italian man is fat

by RRREEEEEEEEEEE January 3, 2022

Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni

Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.

by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.

The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.

by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020

Italian star

Another term for a soulmate. Usually used on men/boys ages 13-14.

“Did you see Becky and Robert? They are so in love.”
“Yeah,they’re each other’s Italian star.”

by SatanClause.6913 March 13, 2018

Italian Fondue

An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.

I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue

by anonymous February 4, 2021