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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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Paper Goy

There's GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone's front gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming those heebs
Every single aspect of baby pen1s sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by.... Thats a paper goy
by Her Hauptmann November 2, 2024
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Paper Dragon Puppets

A strange trend you'll come across when looking at YT Shorts in an incognito tab.

If youbwere unlucky enough to stumble upon this trend, you probably saw a Paper Dragon Puppet lipsyncing to a popular song or audio.

Some people have made really amazing paper dragons and went viral in the past, and now kids on the internet are milking it to try to achieve that. It's also an outlet for them to act like furries, except they would never admit to it.
Paper Dragon Puppets are exactly what they sound like. Usually they're made in a manga style because that's what the kids who make them think is hip.

Friend: What are your hobbies?
Dragon puppet kid: I make paper dragons.
Friend: Ew, furry!
by AnnoyingInternet May 22, 2024
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Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.
Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.
by Dirtymindedbish October 16, 2021
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Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024
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rock paper soccer

kinda like rock paper scissors... it’s a philly thing.
we gotta rock paper soccer it out to figure out who gets front seat.
by maddog68 March 18, 2019
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