Green River

The small town in Wyoming where all the cool kids live. Far more superior than the hole 15 miles east called Rock Springs. Produces few douche bags, but the ones who are are SEVERE douche bags.

What? You're from Green River? That's friggin' awesome! You must, in turn, be awesome! Unless you're one of those douche bags people speak of...

by AST1027 January 21, 2009

Code Green

When you have run out of marijuana, and need some more.

Raditude: Yo, we're code green here, can you hook us up with an O Z, for 90?

Dealer: Sure, come on by.
_________

Raditude: Hey man, load another bowl.

Friend: Dude, we're code green.

Raditude: Dammit, this sucks.

by Raditude September 29, 2009

Green Balls

Its a special variation of blue balls when you have a raging blue balls hard on but you need to pee really bad also. But you can't pee until your boner goes down. yellow + blue = green balls

I never should have tried to have sex before the funeral, it never works. Now I have the worst green balls and my bladder is going to be exploding for all of Uncel Mort's stupid eulogy speech. Thanks a lot Mom.

by Bongman7 February 20, 2011

green day

Because of serious jealous retards that have an internet connection, they write horrible blows about the hands down greatest band of all time. Because of this true lovers of Green Day and their amazing songs should ignore these dick remarks at all costs. Without Green Day most people wouldn't know what masturbation was..gentlemen..please thank them for all the funs times you've had with no girlfrend ;)

JealousFag: Green Day isn't Reel ROCK Mann, i Mean likee operas are GAYY ya no??
GreenGirl: Go suck urself dry
JealousFag: ok..how do you do that again..
GreenGirl: Listen to longview dumbass

by holderofthehandgrenade March 13, 2005

Green Day

Green Day The Best Live Punk Band in the world dammit

Green Day = the best live band in the world man

by Steve September 7, 2003

Green Rainbow

The woman sticks several or more food-coloring full water balloons up her anus. The man proceeds to fuck her in the ass, thus breaking the water balloons in the woman's anus. At the same time as the color burst from her anus begins, the woman defecates on the man's junk. They cease the fucking and proceed to eat the rainbowy shit, only to throw it back up. The left over green rainbow left on the floor and body is called thusly, a Green Rainbow.

Fuck man, last night I walked into my mate's room and there was a fucking Green Rainbow. Shit smelled terrible but was strangely picturesque.

by Grumpy Sam December 9, 2008

Green Lean

The Drink Green Lean is another name for that Real Good Mountain Dew Baja Blast outta Taco Bell and if u lookin at leanin splash a little of that prometh/codiene in your drink

Hmmmm I could go for some of that Green Lean Bout now

by youknowme12 February 25, 2008