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Class-hole

A stereotypical home improvement store customer who often drives a big truck that looks like a pile of dirty shit and takes the designated “Contractor Pro” parking spaces serious enough to leave a note explaining why your rich and entitled Tesla driving ass shouldn’t be parking in his spot. But it’s not really about the parking spot in a Class-holes small mind. He’s envious and regrets his choices made in his miserable life.
Aaron: Hey Brad... Some guy just left a note on my car criticizing my parking space choice and calling me a rich, entitled asshole.

Brad: Wtf man! He’s just jealous of the type of car you drive which he couldn’t afford. What a real Class-hole!
by SirWinston February 15, 2021
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Speech Class

A required high school class were you seperate yourself from the rest of the class in a seperate computer room with your partner and hear things behind you (such as footsteps and bridgettes).
"How was speech class?"

"Ugh, I kept hearing things."
by gariddy May 13, 2010
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last class

Airline Tickets bought with conditions such as not refundable, no seat guaranteed, last to be seated, no snacks, no luggage allowance, no leg room, no restroom priviliges, no emergency oxygen......... you get the idea.
Excuse me Miss, is my airsickness bag a used one because I am flying last class?
by HeeHawHoosier March 25, 2016
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Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"
Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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Second-class vaccitizen

A derogatory, antivaxxing term used to describe someone who has received a vaccine that is perceived to be less effective than others. It is often used in a social-political context and relying on dubious or selective information.
Jane: Hey, which vaccine did you get?

John: I got the PB&J.

Jane: Dude! Don’t tell anybody else that. You don’t want to be treated as a second-class vaccitizen.
by MetaMaster3000 April 22, 2021
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Five-no Class

Five-no Class (or FINO Class) is a derogatory term addressing the losers of modern society.

The "five" denotes the condition of a person having no property, no vocation, no spouse, no child, and no interest, hence five nos. The shorthanded term FINO derives from Spanish meaning "thin" but also "fine", which adds a sarcasitc connotation.
After graduated from college, I became one of the Five-no Class (FINO) class.
by SSTW July 8, 2020
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Online class

Staring mindlessly into a screen for 7 hours or more.
"well, I just completed online class and somehow my eyes aren't blind"
by h e l p May 4, 2021
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