Horny Mozzarellastick

A person of the italian cultural society, aka an Italian, with a strong desire for sexual contact and experiences.

Last year on my vacation in Italy, I met this horny mozzarellastick.

by pH value September 6, 2020

Horny Band

A band from the mid 2000s that you'd listen to in your friend's basement under a disco ball with 5 of your closest friends while you played monopoly together and talked about how shitty it is now that your parents are divorced.

Bro, I just found a new horny band, can I put it on the playlist?

by McGibbins October 22, 2020

horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017

horny proper

Someone who tries to become the girlfriend of a Twitch Streamer by being the most proper, politically correct pussy in the chatroom.

1mailman is a horny proper

by kgr27 November 5, 2017

Horny breakdown

When a nigga ain’t get no pussy or ass in a while and just break down and be mad and sad at the same time cause he don’t know wdf to do and nobody wanna give they ass up...

Damn bitch why you ungrateful I’m Trynna give you dick you see my having a horny breakdown

by Bigdick305 February 28, 2018

hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.

Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?

by poolboyluva May 10, 2018

horny derrick

A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly

Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts

by T-m gold October 9, 2016