by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021
Get the Sludge Hammermug. In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.
After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!
by Quailz June 22, 2025
Get the Midnight Hammermug. A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.
A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
by JDicky November 2, 2021
Get the West Hammermug. by Kierancraft December 2, 2019
Get the Hammermug. 
When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.
Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "
by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021
Get the Going Ham on the Hammermug. 
Get the Hammersmug.