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polished hammer

when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }
when obligated a man does what he must to survive racial retaliations polished hammer
by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019
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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.
"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
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Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018
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plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................
A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................
by anonymous August 5, 2004
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Hammer

A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.
He was a total Hammer the fact that he tried to get my friend fired from his job.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
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