full body phallo

when a pooner gets surgery to turn his entire body into the neophallus to maximize gender euphoria

doods, i've been heckin dysphoric lately and i think full body phallo is the only thing that will affirm me. no i'm not on t needles are scary @_@

by stinky snail trail May 10, 2022

full blast mode

When you have your music or volume at max volume.

I love this song, put it on full blast mode!

by Markus poop February 15, 2021

Full Freight Parent

Parent(s) of a college student who did not receive any financial aid thereby requiring the parents to foot the entire cost of the college education.

Bubba University is pleased to sponsor a light luncheon to honor our Full Freight Parents. Our Full Freight Parents will also be given preferred parking at this year's graduation.

by Theamazingken July 24, 2012

full-metal retard

when a person goes retarded but ends up destroying you in a game or activity

trenton: holy crap that dudes going insane
walker: he is going full-metal retard
trenton: indeed

by walkersteinrie1 February 29, 2020

Full Time Follmer

1) A person who spends their entire time in the goal and only plays defense.

This full time follmer never leaves the net!

by Skateboarder August 14, 2018

Pant Full of Bone

A rock-hard schlong cooped up inside one's pants. PFOB, for short.

I've got a pant full of bone right now...I can't wait to impregnate your mouth.

by Banana Stand April 2, 2013

Full Spider Monkey

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.

I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.

by bjmike November 29, 2012