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Mexican fruit snack

Bro 1: “What happened with you and Ashley last night

Bro 2:”oh bro I gave her the Mexican fruit snack

sandy fruit basket 

When BTL has to close his eyes and imagine feet to ejaculate
"Man she was so hot but I had to sandy fruit basket her to bust"
sandy fruit basket by Brocky519 November 6, 2020
A title given to the one who is more fruity than anyone else. Used for a guy to demolish his reputation and to be picked on thereafter. They are elected once a year at the Fruit Election on May 26th which is dubbed Fruit Day. They will then hold the title for that year and pass it on when the next election rolls around.
Student: Hey is that the legend himself ?
Student 2: Yeah I think it is! It's The Fruit!
Everyone: Ahahaahah!
The Fruit: (sigh)
The Fruit by Zeph The God November 23, 2020

poupu fruit 

a fruit from a game, in the game there is a legend that says that if you share a puopu fruit with someone you really care about your destinies become intertwined
in kingdom hearts 3 sora shared a poupu fruit with kairi

telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
telephone fruit by Telephony November 20, 2021

Human Fruit Ninja 

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)