Fake Girl

Fake Girls are the obnoxious suburbanite females between the ages of 14 and 19 that act as though they were being filmed for an MTV reality show. Most of what they say sounds as though it was written or scripted out, even though they don't think before they talk. They also appear to put out sexually, but don't deliver. Usually they end up dry humping and calling it a night.

By college this usually wears off, and Fake Girls fall into a trend that is basically free prostitution. At this stage in the game, they're putting out...to everyone they see.

On rare occasions these traits carry into adulthood, and can be seen in some women that reside in the upper middle class of society.

Luke: Hey I heard you went over to the Julie's last night, what happened!?

Vern: She sloppily made out with me, rubbed her thigh next to my nads, and two minutes later said she was to tired to carry on.

Luke: Hasn't she done this to you like five times?

Vern: Yeah...what a Fake Girl

by skuny13 April 21, 2011

Frosted flakes

Another way to say something is "Grrrrrrreat" without sounding like an imbecile.

"Man, 'The Incredibles' was the frosted flakes, dude."
"Grow up, man, you're 25."

by Eljay April 11, 2005

Frosted Flakes

Someone who is known for constantly backing out on plans ("flaking"), often for reasons that are flimsy and/or somewhat insulting ("frosty").

"My friend was supposed to come visit me in the hospital after my round of chemo, but then she called at the last minute to say she couldn't afford to waste her gas on the drive up. I don't know what I was expecting anyway, she's totally frosted flakes."

by Time Lord November 8, 2009

Flaker

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.

That Rudy Vasquez guy is a big flaker.

by shaq3212 March 18, 2013

fake rain

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.

I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.

by Brandon March 13, 2004

fake n' bake

applies to sunless tanning.

Look at lindsay lohan...she sure has a crappy fake n bake

by Jah January 4, 2005

fake urban dictionary word

A word on urban dictionary that no one has ever used except them. Can usually be defined by a quick google search to check if one of the top three results is the words urbandictionary.com page.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=C+Cipher is an example of a fake urban dictionary word.

by daveyx October 31, 2008