self eating watermelon

A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )

The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become

by jondrew December 13, 2010

Brodie Eating Carrots

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.

Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.

by Shygvy March 15, 2022

Eat your pie

When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or you’ll get the iron belt.

Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Eat my ass

This is a term usually directed at someone you don't like or just don't care for.

Sally: "Fred is so weird"
Henry: "Fred can eat my ass"

by holveck July 12, 2018

Eat My Butt

A phrase used to disregard what someone says; Used when you have no earthly idea of how to respond; a come back.

Man: "I know I made a mistake calling you a fat oaf, but you should really forgive me. I'm your Dad!"
Girl: "Well you know what, Dad. Eat my butt."

by Hayyy February 5, 2008

Go eat a bagel

A way of telling people to fuck off

first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"

by David dDd Davidson March 21, 2010

go eat rice

In other words, fuck off. Or go do something better than what you are currently doing. Often used when someone is mad.

John: You are sucha loser!
Matthew: Uhm go eat rice you bastard.
John: Shut up.

by PizzaGuy112 December 30, 2011