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if that don't slam the outhouse door

To be surprised, astonished by someone or something
Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !
by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006
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Back Door McFagel Sidewinder

Whenever two men are having anal sex with a woman and every time they pull out one of the men sucks the others dick. While this is happening the girl then has strap-on sex with one of the guys. After everyone has been penetrated by another they all put daises down their butt and then defecate. After pooping they make the girl eat the daises and then pee on her face.
Dude did you see that Back Door McFagel Sidewinder last night? It was sick!
by TheAnonymousStud November 13, 2011
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Chrysler Sebring (2 door)

The only Sebrings that Chrysler made, that were actually good. Starting in 1995 and ending in 2005, these select few were the only nice thing to ever have the name Sebring on it.
by Captain Mopar May 11, 2011
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bang like a barn door

when a person has such incredible shaggin stamina they bang like a barn door in a twister, or on a very windy day.
kat: yo Adele i saw you get with those flat 1 guys last night ive heard they've got impressive pork swords but how was the shag?

Adele: i cant walk! those fuckers bang like a barn door!

kat: twister or windy day?

Adele: twister honey, twister
by E-blocka October 20, 2006
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Back Door French Kiss

A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.
Me and my girl did some back door french kissing last night!
by Scunt_McGravy September 28, 2018
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keep the wolf from the door

have enough money to avert hunger or starvation (used hyperbolically).
"I work part-time to pay the mortgage and keep the wolf from the door"
by Jmh123 May 13, 2018
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Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam
I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam
by The Cronicle January 6, 2012
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